Day 8: chucks perspective

First of all let me apologise (to my reader) for a spelling mistake in my last blog. I meant to say rainware not rainwater. Spelling mistakes of this nature are bound to happen when looking after Forbsey and baby Aaron as he keeps on complaining every time we go over a bump. In fact he has likened his arse as resembling the Japanese flag (true I’ve seen it and have now turned vegan) Forbsey’s is like the Swiss flag in reverse and mine is like the Arizona state flag (go on and Google that). I feel that I can share this with you as it is after the watershed.

Note to British aerospace the Aaron phenomenon as I now call it (happy to share that with you as it sounds scientific) only works at ground level. As the noise from his after burners seem to be working again now he is at altitude (in the top bunk).

Teepee Helen gave us some great banana bread for our travels. So when we had an arse break we had a banana cake break ( a great name for a band). Whilst on this break Aaron pointed out in a field what he called massive French gerbils that turned out to be rabbits with small ears. It was

eating vegetables though, so you never know.

It was a rabbit. I could tell because it looked like a rabbit albeit with a hamster type glare. We left quickly.

The roads today were at best diverse. Aaron has classified them by underwear. The rough roads are hessian and the tarmac roads are silk. Which gives you (and frankly me) an in-site into his pant purchases. I mean I’ve known this bloke for over 20 years, hessian, really!!!!!I guess that accounts for the way he walks on cold days.

Aaron today boasted that his thighs are bigger than jack grealishes and Bigger than his neck. He nearly choked trying to prove it. No worries though I charged up the defibrillator, just in case.

Things that Chuck forgot

To buy another bottle of so sexy.

Things that Chuck remembered

My bike (lucky there)

What Aaron complained about today

Gravity

The density of water

The fact it was too mild

The Joke that won us fame and acclaim on the ferry. Have

you heard about the Spanish magician and his disappearing act. He simply said uno, dos and disappeared without a tres. (that one’s was mine. Now being used as part of the act of the bloke who did the quiz).

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