Day 6: chucks perspective

Sorry it’s late.

The day started with Forbsey revealing his superpower sandwich making ability, he will make somebody a good wife one day.  It’s a lot better than Aaron’s superpower getting us lost, if that really is a superpower.

After we fed the sheep (yes the sheep) who also act as a live lawnmower at the Airbnb we made our way into Pornic.

After Aaron got us lost again we arrived at a starting point which was the endpoint of the previous day (if you know what I mean) and not unpredictably we then cycled up the hill that we just come down.

Next we went down the only track that was barred for bikes. I just kept on repeating Bonjour, pardon and joyeux Noel   To disgruntled French tourists. Not sure I was understood because yesterday in Lidl I ask for water (l’eau). Not hard you would think but the nice French lady clearly doesn’t understand her own language and pointed to the gin. I then mimed drinking with the bottle of wine in my hand and ‘glugged’ she just smiled and pointed to the cider. So I bought cider. We were both happyish.

Things the Chuck forgot

Deodorant

Am not (that smelly) as I have bought some called ‘so sexy’. I love it as it also acts as a mosquito repellent. Forbsey made me put it on outside and keep out of reach of children, including baby Aaron.

Things that Chuck remembered

A waiter’s friend

Salt

Pepper

Ketchup

Mayonnaise

Forbesy is trying to relearn riding with no hands it looks like he is Flossing on a bike. It could catch on you never know.

Forbesy has done well on the accommodation front and has continually excelled himself from the shed debacle. We are now in a 70s flat the overlooks the Atlantic. All I need is a handlebar moustache. (See what I did there).

We have just ran into the sea you could call it “Chaff by the ocean”. For those that don’t get it ask a younger person. We kept our clothes on to save washing them and had a wee (deleted from the video). Unfortunately half of my “so sexy” washed off. I know this because i can still smell the seaweed aroma. Not bad to be fair.

Forbsey has a rash on his chest so suspect he has been using my ‘so sexy’ as i have the same rash but it’s worth it.