Day 3 chuck perspective

Aaron having read the last blog tried to Vito this blog. I mean what’s wrong with ‘The pink pussy parlour’ guess ‘The French hotel’ doesn’t have the same impact. Anyway if you’re seeing this safe to say Aaron hasn’t.

Very hot today with Forbsey trying to speak French and Aaron agreeing with him on past, present and past participles in other words no clue. This was obvious when we decided to order breakfast in French then English then left with nothing we ordered and just smiled and apologised to the long queue that was exiting the shop. I can’t remember how many times I said “pardon jeux Noel”. Everyone smiled a “bet you those are English smile”.

It seems Aaron and Forbsey’s recollections of French history are based around black adder. Honestly, josselyn (the breakfast incident town) was previously called napoleon town and they went looking for mrs miggins pie shop. When they found a sausage shop Forbsey said he had flash back and decided to call it a day.

Note to British aerospace although Aaron has performed perfectly I would add a noise cancellation buffer to be activated after 11pm.

Aaron and Forbsey were interviewed by Reuters on the hot weather. Aaron took his fleece off and obliged. Forbsey made funny faces and a hand gesture behind the interviewer to put him off that resulted in Forbsey getting cramps in his right wrist. It all turned out well as Aaron answered every question in English with a Dutch accent. The things that you do for a tv appearance.

Things that Chuck forgot

Ear muffs

Scuba gear

Gaffa tape

Things that Chuck remembered

To ask Aaron if he had some gaffa tape

he did and now my back tire is 50% operational. Good job.

Was Forbsey right

Tonight Forbsey wore a shirt so I upgraded to my festival shirt. So we had a shirt off in the pub. Who do you think won. Would I be writing this if I didn’t. It was a close thing though I won a pint and Forbsey a lesson in shirt selection.

Thought for the night

As I write this Forbsey is asleep and silent mostly due to some spare PPE that I found in Aaron’s bag.

Aaron to my surprise is marginally snoring. Amazing. I will claim my sock back in the morning

Sorry that this has been a bit tame but I have been censored to U14s only (you know why). If you would like the censorship removed then please let Aaron know.